Octocoonracing
Vans, because fuck everything else!
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Boogie Van fact list-
1. bad mileage
2. emissions cause AIDS in spotted owls.
3. break down sometimes
4. hard to park
5. scare people
6. lower property values
7. have STD
8. etc-
But- what would life be without our boogie vans? A never ending hell of sensible plastic transportation pods causing us to have low sperm count and a desire for bran muffins? FUCCC THATTTTT!!!! VANS RULE!!!
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It's a vehicle! Its a house! Its a garage for race junk! It looks cool as fuck! Big V8! Headers! Sidepipes! Leaks stuff and marks its territory! Try any of this shit in a Prius!
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Get 2 vans and have the sickest driveway in the neighborhood!
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Use your van as a backdrop for xtra Instagram points!!!!! #lollll
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End of the world? No big-van to the beach and live in post-apocalyptic style!
Don't have enough vans? ( trick question, there are never enough! ) buy a 3rd! yayyyyyy!